Flirting Scholar （唐伯虎点秋香）
Act 1
地点：A river side, on the street
人物：江南四大才子，如花，一女子，石榴，华夫人， 道具：4扇子，丝巾，伞，小刀，2凳子，背景音乐 旁白：江南四大才子结伴出游，众女子兴奋观看。
一女子：Look, the 'Four Scholars' are over there.
（四大才子摆pose，众女子倾倒）
一女子：Go and have a look,
祝枝山：We come here for a tour.
That’s why the girls are that crazy.
文征明：Pals, why not has a poem competition?
祝：Very good idea! Why don't you start first? Brother Wen bin.
周文斌：l am the best in this field.
'There are many geese under the mountain.'
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文征明：'They rushed down to the river.'
祝：'Let's roast a goose.'
唐：'After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw.'
三人：Good, very good. Very good!
（三人笑，唐伯虎逛笑）
祝：There is something attractive.
See, there is a beauty on the bridge. She seems to be lonely.
Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl.
To let us learn from you!
唐：Well...
周文斌：lt's the welfare for your friends, so?
唐：l am glad to demonstrate it.
三人：Go.
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唐：Miss.
如花：What's the matter? （一回头，竟是如花！）
三人：Go, go...
唐：May l put my head on your shoulder?
如花：ls it OK? No, l am a girl, a decent girl.
唐：l know, l want to make my friends happy, that's all.
ln fact, l am Tong Pak-Fu.
如花：So what?l don't know you.
l will shout for help if you don't leave me alone.
唐：How about paying you 1 tael?
如花：1 tael? Who do you think l a.m.?
Make it ten.
唐：That's too expensive, why don't you rob?
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如花：Right, l am robber.
Give me all your money.
（两人乱打，最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中）
三人：What's wrong? （赶到桥上）What’s the matter?
文征明：No need to punch her like that?
唐：Robber! lt's a ladyboy!
三人：Ladyboy?
祝：l love it. Hold it. （祝枝山将折扇递给文斌，跳入河中）
文征明：Damn it. He is being the first to!
（华夫人带众人去拜神）
秋香：Look, so many people!
石榴：Yes, it's crowded.
华夫人：Chun-xiang, Xia-xiang, shut up,
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四大才子：Heave yourselves.
What's going on?
某人：Madam Hua and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping.
周文斌：The maids are all pretty, especially Qiu-xiang.
唐：Who is she? Who is Qiu-xiang?
文斌,征明：Look! That way.
三人：Qiu-xiang.
（秋香回首一笑）
唐：Damn, she is not pretty at all.
周文斌：You know, pretty woman is like flowers.
You'll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.
Look once more.
三人：Pretty woman!
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（一整排回首，旁人皆成丑女衬托）
唐：er…she may not my type.
Act 2
地点：West Gate of Hua’s house
人物：唐伯虎，秋香，石榴，祝枝山
道具：“旺财”，1手帕，“小强”，2卖身牌，1棍子，4凳子，银两
旁白：第三幕，华府西门口。唐伯虎为追秋香，化装成贫民意图混进华府。
祝：brother tang , we love Qiuxiang at the first sight, except you .
唐：嗯哼？
祝：for the sake of we having the same opportunity，we appoint you as a spy to enter Hua’s house bringing some information about Qiuxiang.In return, we will arrange you a appointment with someone you like.
唐：Cheap man! A brand new cheap man for sale.
Come and have a look! I’m so poor!
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（石榴和秋香出门）
石榴：Are you selling yourself to bury your dad?
But it's not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning.
唐：l don't want, too.
Why don't you be merciful ['mə:siful]仁慈的；慈悲的；宽容的
buy me please.
秋香：He is miserable ['mizərəbl]悲惨的；痛苦的；卑鄙的; why not buy him to be our workman?
石榴：because of you buying so many makeup yesterday ,we have little money left.
唐：l am miserable .
秋香：show me how you are miserable.may be I should cut down the budget of food.
唐：Well, l...
See how dirty are my fingernails?
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lt's miserable, right?
（小狗突然死去）
Wong Cai, don't die! Don't die.
You have followed me for a long time, you're so good to me.
But l have never given yousufficient [sə'fiSənt] 足够的；充分的 food.
l am damn [dæm]可恶的 sorry.
石榴：Sister Qiu-xiang,he is miserable.let’s buy him.
唐：Really?
石榴：Yes.
秋香：Come early tomorrow morning.
唐：Thank you, Miss Qiu-xiang.
（秋香进门时对唐伯虎一笑）
Act 3
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地点：The backyard of Hua’s house, The street market
人物：唐伯虎，秋香，华夫人， 仆人
X:Huaan,can you come with me to the street?I have something to buy ,but go too lonely.
T:It’s my pleasure.But I’m busy,I have lots of things to do.so………..
X:These things are not necessary.I would help you to finished.So,you can go out relievedly.
T:（奸笑）Oh,you are so nice.
X:（害羞的笑）。
(In the street)
X:wow,It’s so beautiful.This and this are all my favorite.
T:(不耐烦)Year,year.
X:er,Huaan can I ask you a question?
T:Yes.
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X:What kind of gril do you like?
Y:This questing is so esoteric(深奥)，let me think.
仆人1.2：Madam hua,they are there.
华夫人：Heng,Huaan,How dare you!Catch him up.
X:Madam hua!Spare him,pealse.cx,sl.help me.
石榴:xiuxiang,we are sorry, we can do nothing for you.
华夫人：Who will intercede no matter,I will not let him.
X:No!Madam hua,please! Spare him!Please!!
华夫人：Take him away.Close him away,and let him die at midnight!
X:No no…….Madam hua.
(夺命书生救了唐伯虎一命)
DUOMINGSHUSHENG: Oh my god, what a headsome boy!
TANG:help！help！
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DUO: Sir are you ok?
TANG:Yes i am fine ，thanks for your help(夺命书生一边逃跑，一边含情脉脉看着唐伯虎）
DUO:I made a decision , he is the most important man in my life!（这是夺命书生心里想法）
Act4
地点：The marriage hall of Hua’s house
人物：唐伯虎，秋香，三香，石榴，如花，华夫人，华文，准新娘
道具：红盖头，1凳子，1桌子，1条款，1柱香，背景音乐，舞蹈音乐
In the last,Mrs Hua decided to pledge qiuxiang to bohu,Tang.
秋香：when will he come in? I’m crazy.I want to see him as soon as possible.
伯虎：Should I come in？I really don’t know whether I love her or not.How can I do?
夺命先生（破门而入）：Mr Tang,Don’t marry Qiu xiang,please.Meeting you was fate,and falling in love with you was out of my control.When the first time I meet you,I know that you are the special one who I am waitting for.
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Ihave had my best love before, but I didnt treasure her. When I lost her, I fell regretful. It is the most painful matter in this world. now God can give me another chance, I wonnot lose it never!
TANG:why are you ?!
DUO: Every part of you is so perfect. I like appreciating your beauty quietly
Your hands are so cold,so please allow me to warm your hands.
I am the one who won't say good-bye easily.Are you read to fall in love with me?
TANG: Why are you love me?
DUO: I donnot konw maybe love is no reason ,, the first time i saw you
I am sure you are my MR RIGHT!
秋香（一把拉开盖头）：What’s wrong? What happened? You mean you love him? You mean? No,no,no,everybody knows you have draw my portrait seceretly. If you leave me now,How can I do? How can I face other person? I’d better die.
伯虎：I’m so sorry, Qiuxiang.Our love is genuine and we can’t
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Control ourselves.
TANG:Oh xiaoduo
DUO:Oh,bohu
TANG:You jump
DUO: I jump.
秋香：Get out,please get out now! I don’t want to see you two again. I will never bless you,never!
秋香狠狠的关上了门，趴在床上，泣不成声。
Few minute later,zhou wenbin arrived here.
文斌(敲门）：Dear qiuxiang,please open the door! I know how sad you feel now.In fact,I have admired you for a long time,I really love you so much.Please give me the chance .Let me take care of you.
Are you willing to follow with me ?
最后，七个人一起说:We wish that all lovers in the world could be united in marriage in the final(愿天下有情人终成眷属）.May you happy!
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